These are some phrases we would have found helpful during our travels in Tibet and respectfully ask that you include them in your phrase book for future travelers :)
1. Does this bus actually, really, truely go back to Lhasa... today?
2. I can tell thatyou are taking a picture of me with your cell phone, this is not being subtle.
3. If I drink any more yak butter tea I will float away.
4. Where are your real pants? Those are split down the middle.
5. I would like to remove your dogs fang from my leg.
6. Please stop massaging my face, you are suffocating me.
7. I'm sorry, you keep talking to me a lot in Tibetan, but I don't speak Tibetan.
8. Is this soup a single serving?
9. I already have my own lotion, thank you.
10. Can I introduce you to a good taxidermist?
11. You're selling sheepdogs?
12. I would like a hepatitis shot.
13. Can you please play a different song?
14. Excuse me, why is there a monkey in your monestary?
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